CANDIDATES AND THE VOTE JOKE

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
 ~ Jay Leno

Wasn't it exciting when Obama won--our first negro (half-negro) (half African-American) (half black) (whatever...I wish they would make up their minds) president?!!

Did you ever imagine he would turn out so Republican?  Do you think he'll run again for office?  Do you think he would win?  (Well, against Bachman and Palin, yeah, but I mean against other more capable candidates?)  

Do you ever get the feeling that Bachman and Palin are out there as diversions to the real threats?  (You don't really take them seriously, do you?  Please say no...)

Oh, what's the difference anyway?  Democrat, Republican; these days there aren't many differences between the two parties anyway.  They both answer to a higher power--and it is not GOD. 

Sometimes I think both parties are just out for the same thing:  to fill their pockets; they just use different methods.

To me the Democratic platform sounds so much better, makes more sense, sounds more humane, than the Republicans.  Ultimately, however, they are ALL out for themselves and how much they can steal from us.  I'm beginning to think the Republicans are just more honest about it.  What do you think?