Monday, August 22, 2011

EXISTENTIALIST OFFICE JOKE


Ever been treated like this (at least in covert form) at your job?  (If not, you may be in the minority!)

SOME PEOPLE AND CORPORATIONS THINK:

You are nobody if you:
  • don't make good money.
  • don't have a high position at work.
  • aren't beautiful or handsome.
  • aren't BSing other people to make them feel better.
  • don't obey the rules.
  • don't break the rules discretely.
  • aren't kissing a__.
  • aren't a people pleaser.
  • don't go with the crowd.
  • don't take s___ from others.
  • don't listen ad nauseum to someone else's stories. (Women can relate best to this one!)
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    WHICH IS LIKE SAYING:  YOU'RE NOBODY IF YOU... 

    ...are REALLY SOMEBODY WITH INTEGRITY, GENUINE, SELF-SECURE, AND ASSERTIVE (at least in this society!).

      *Try to remember this when pressured to be part of unexamined "mass values"...*

      "Success has always been a great liar."  Friedrich Nietzsche

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